S announced that he is going to Bolivia for two months with his 17 year old Bolivian girlfriend. This makes me laugh out loud for several reasons.
Reason number one: He lost his passport months ago; never reported it lost and has a ton of stuff to do in order to get a new one. Also they are supposedly leaving the first of May and it will take a lot of effort, time and money to have a passport by then.
Reason number two: It costs money to travel. Although, I believe that his girlfriend, who is going to nursing school and works, is offering to pay for his airfare. He's been fired from Target and works as a waiter at a family restaurant.
Reason number three: Apparently, smokers are frowned upon in Bolivia and she has asked him to stop.
Reason number four: It takes planning and thought to travel. He doesn't practice either.